THAT GUY SHOT ME

HE SHOT ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM

I saw you there, Masterrrrrr :) It's boring in here, wanna come visit me?

Pleeeaaaaseee?

Oh yeah, now I remember-- Master Kyle, this was SO INCREDIBLY NOT MY FAULT. I mean, just for the record.

WHO: Tycho Celchu, [OPEN]
WHERE: the baaaaaaaaar
WHAT: holy shit, I died. D:

When Tycho had accepted Sam's offer to show him his body, he was sure it was going to be some kind of hoax. What he was not expecting was to see himself stretched out cold and dead there on the slab at the morgue. Yes, there were the injuries he had sustained in the ( Read more... )

hey Who left a fuckin nnoying droid in th midle of the hall tday? i coulda triped an lost my whole kriffing botle of wissssskey

skywalkr ti was you i fcuking KNOW IT a

znd if ond more person tels me how SADDDD they ar for me i;m gonna thro up you dint kno the first thing bout how wondrful he wus to me and nothn is ever

its all black black

I am pleased to announce the formation of A.R.M.O.R. (Altered-Reality Monitoring and Operational Response) , the new security force for the inhabitants of Area 42. Although the team will work as closely with base security as circumstances permit, it will ultimately be independent of the military and dedicated to preserving the safety of all inmates ( Read more... )

Owen Lars.

Throwing rocks at my head is one thing. Decorating my home to look like a military base when I am passed out is another.

You are a cruel person.

... kriff, you don't even have a computer, do you. No one is reading this except me. And the jawas, I bet.

WHO: James Bond, [OPEN]
WHERE: the baaaaar
WHEN: after seeing Tycho's dead body
WHAT: ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER D:

James Bond was not a man who was bothered by death. As he'd told Vesper, he wouldn't be very good at his job if he was, and he was very good at his job. He also wasn't especially bothered by his own mortality. Double O's had a ( Read more... )

I'm still not sure of what to do here. What is there?

Captain Carter and I appear to have triumphed. I congratulate all other candidates on an interesting and honorable campaign. We will begin our new duties immediately, and look forward to serving you all ( Read more... )

Who: Kyle and Teen Anakin ( Read more... )

In the middle of a walkway there's a small box. It's just a dirty looking metal box, sitting alone in one of the corridors. Except it's trembling slightly, and two large eyes peek upwards as it reveals itself not to be just a box after all - the small robot takes in his surroundings. This isn't his destination ...it's not Earth, is it? It's ( Read more... )